back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via theallmightypanda)

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via theallmightypanda)

"Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever."

(via juwia)

(Source: your-daisyfreshgirl, via acid-washed-thoughts)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via acid-washed-thoughts)